In a truly mind-boggling statement, the esteemed philosopher Whoopi Goldberg has bestowed upon us her profound wisdom, questioning why Americans fail to shower Megan Rapinoe with the love and adoration she deserves. According to Goldberg, Rapinoe is not only a soccer star but also a hidden treasure trove of the United States Treasury. Yes, you heard that right! Forget Fort Knox, move over Federal Reserve, because apparently, the real wealth of the nation lies within the golden locks of Rapinoe.
Goldberg, renowned for her deep dives into the realm of alternative facts, suggests that every American citizen should be head over heels in love with Rapinoe, adorning her with precious jewels and singing her praises from sea to shining sea. After all, who needs fiscal responsibility and economic stability when you can just bask in the radiant glory of a sports icon?
